Psychotic Northwest: News You Can't Use

  

Naked in Fremont: Janet Meets the Family!

Craig's List Psycho Butchers Tigard Mother to Be.

Authorities believe Snively and Roberts met via Craigslist, an online classified network, where both had been looking to buy or trade baby clothing.

Roberts claimed to be pregnant with twins but was not, according to authorities. Beginning in November, Roberts feigned morning sickness and started participating in mid-wife classes at Portland Community College, according to court documents. She took pre-natal vitamins and told her boyfriend, Yan Shubin, that she visited the doctor regularly. He went with her to a couple appointments, but both times there was no record of an appointment. She explained away the discrepancies, saying her physician's office lost her records.

Level III Sex Offender Darrin Sanford Pleads LWOP for Murder of 13-Year-Old in Hazel Dell.

Portland Mayor Sam Adams Likes 'Em Young.  And Male.  His lover's name?  Beau Breedlove.  Would you let Breedlove babysit?

Yeah, right.

Police Officer Joseph Wild Has a Problem.  It's called his "penis."  Chief says "we need better testing."  Let's ask the mayor!

Anthony Jacka -- yes, that's his name -- Denied Freedom.