When I first showed up in Forks, WA in 1972, I had shoulder length hair, a cannabis sativa patch on my right shoulder, and a Karl Marx patch on my left. I was set for makin' friends!
Well, things didn't go all that well for me. Most of my new "friends" weren't very nice. I lived to experience things it still hurts to talk about, but . . . .
For some reason they elected me senior class president, class of '75, and then, the summer of '76, I set my first Choker. 12 hours a day, came to $90 a day.
A great many changes had come over me during those tumultuous years. For one, I had an epiphany about hippies and the Left in the spring of '74 that caused me to reject what the Left had to offer. I saw what rank phonies they were. My innate country boy came to life with a vengeance. Most important of all, Forks taught me how to work. You could stand in front of the Vagabond Restaurant in "uptown" Forks at 5 in the morning with a hardhat and boots. Some crummy or another would pick you up and take you to work.
In Forks, "leeching" was vigorously condemned. A man was measured by action, not introspection. They didn't care how many books you had read. They wanted to know if you could roof a house, or keep a truck runnin'.
Me? I kept reading books, but those "redneck assholes" from Forks treated me like an equal in spite of my ways, after that first year was over. I made lifetime friends. People I would trust with my life, though many years have passed.
Forks, WA in the Seventies was the best time of my life, as sad as that might sound to some, but not because of bell-bottoms and polka-dot shirts.
It's because the most noble and intelligent human beings I ever met were hard workin' redneck sonsofbitches. Everything about me that I like got chipped and polished in that tough, lovable town.
As for the Buzz, he died in '83.
P.S. The real Forks ain't no damn Twilight. It's way, way classier than that.






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